Well where to go this week! Fuzzbuster is still all caught up in the cold weather and can't seem to focus on The Spaniard nicking that naughty leaker, after Lord Stamford accused him of felching without a hat on. Old Stamford had twice previously dropped the charges and let the bounder go but after a kicking from Old Dr Bamagoode and possibly Lord Pentonville and his Peddler mates Stamford gave the Spaniards no choice but to bag him up and post him back. No doubt Paddington will interfere and the whole process will slow down to a crawl.
It seems that Old Dr Bamagoode has also been leaning on the Basildons as they have withdrawn support for the naughty leaker from all of their various organs. He should never have threatened to out the Basildons at the same time as Bamagoode and Pentonville, one enemy at a time would be my motto!
On the old tournament front, good news from the Isle of Wight where the Albany boys went on their hols. It appears they gave the locals a right going over to the extent that the local Fuzzbusters are ready to deport them to the mainland if they slip up again. This follows a bit of a ragging for the IoW's egg chasers only a couple of weeks ago. My how the sands shift eh?
Last thing up for today, we all enjoyed Aunty May sticking it to Lightfinger's gardener not once but twice. Poor Corrible will never lose the monicker now.
Wednesday, 8 December 2010
Thursday, 2 December 2010
Three Lions- My Arse
You what? Bunghole Junior's nephew, Lightfinger and Little Minchin go off to the Clock Shop and come back with bugger all. Three Lions? My arse. Two votes or no points-(in the words of Lemmy) its all the same to me.
We all know that Grandpa Bunghole loves the lucre and after the Albany-Fuzzbusters have threatened to eat his cake, him and the rest of the family elders will have to make some hay quickly and while the sun shines.
Lord Pentonville and his crew must be chuckling to themselves. Even if Bamagoode and his buddies have suggested he's one of the Pedlars, he's got clean away with it. For Grandpa Bunghole however twice seems a little greedy. Old Bunghole has never even met the Edgwares before but is happy for them to stump up for a bash as well. New bunce, and lots of it. The irony is everyone knows Bunghole is a bounder but we all want to play the host and go to his balls.
In six months old Fuzzbuster and and the Spaniards will have come up with a bag full of cash and a smokin' cheroot but the bash will be on and Bunghole will be all the better for it. Last lunch in the trough for this bunch of feeders but if I know Lord Dover there will be a new snout in the trough soon enough, god help us it won't be from Albany. Johnny Alban alsways has to play by the rules! How Boho got the Loops to agree to use his place still amazes.
Anyway Minchin has to get back to the new missus, and I guess we can cross Lord Pentonville off the guest list for next spring as well!
Further news today is the abject failure of the Fabricators to make anything useful whatsoever as soon as the sky clouds over. Un-Be-Lievable. Some people have such short memories, the Fabricators fail to deliver on a fine day, why expect something better in the snow. Mrs Fuzzbuster is already saying that Old Boho goes to buy a clock with the so called lions and his whole house goes to pot. Fudge and his mates will be having a field day tomorrow, Bunghole Junior with Lightfinger carrying his bag, fails again and the Fabricators lose the plot. No doubt Mrs Fuzzbuster will find someone to blame. Call the Spaniards...
We all know that Grandpa Bunghole loves the lucre and after the Albany-Fuzzbusters have threatened to eat his cake, him and the rest of the family elders will have to make some hay quickly and while the sun shines.
Lord Pentonville and his crew must be chuckling to themselves. Even if Bamagoode and his buddies have suggested he's one of the Pedlars, he's got clean away with it. For Grandpa Bunghole however twice seems a little greedy. Old Bunghole has never even met the Edgwares before but is happy for them to stump up for a bash as well. New bunce, and lots of it. The irony is everyone knows Bunghole is a bounder but we all want to play the host and go to his balls.
In six months old Fuzzbuster and and the Spaniards will have come up with a bag full of cash and a smokin' cheroot but the bash will be on and Bunghole will be all the better for it. Last lunch in the trough for this bunch of feeders but if I know Lord Dover there will be a new snout in the trough soon enough, god help us it won't be from Albany. Johnny Alban alsways has to play by the rules! How Boho got the Loops to agree to use his place still amazes.
Anyway Minchin has to get back to the new missus, and I guess we can cross Lord Pentonville off the guest list for next spring as well!
Further news today is the abject failure of the Fabricators to make anything useful whatsoever as soon as the sky clouds over. Un-Be-Lievable. Some people have such short memories, the Fabricators fail to deliver on a fine day, why expect something better in the snow. Mrs Fuzzbuster is already saying that Old Boho goes to buy a clock with the so called lions and his whole house goes to pot. Fudge and his mates will be having a field day tomorrow, Bunghole Junior with Lightfinger carrying his bag, fails again and the Fabricators lose the plot. No doubt Mrs Fuzzbuster will find someone to blame. Call the Spaniards...
Wednesday, 1 December 2010
Dr Bamagoode and the Spot-Lancers
Poor old Dr Bamagoode appears to be in more trouble with Old Man Spot-lancer after tattling to the Fuzzbusters that he had one over the eight and went dancing through the night.
Meanwhile the Basildons have shown their distaste in dealing with the younger members of the Lightfingers suggesting they are too fluffy to rescue the family from penury and they would prefer to be dealing with Mr Fudge. Their concerns were made clear to Old Dr Bamagoode though why he is speaking to the Basildons at all remains a mystery!
More on the Bunghole tournament today as it seems Young Lightfinger has joined with Bunghole Junior in pestering Grandpa to let him have the bash at his place. I doubt the prospects of this endeavour and fear that Bunghole Senior will go with Lord Portsmouth rather than risk upsetting the rest of the family by letting Junior get his hands on the whole shooting match. This won't go the way of the Loops and their bash where they dumped the party on Boho when everyone thought it would be held by Lord Dover. Poor Boho will be paying for this for some time to come and what with the continuing expense of running the Fabricator I expect his pockets to be somewhat empty for a while to come yet.
Meanwhile the Basildons have shown their distaste in dealing with the younger members of the Lightfingers suggesting they are too fluffy to rescue the family from penury and they would prefer to be dealing with Mr Fudge. Their concerns were made clear to Old Dr Bamagoode though why he is speaking to the Basildons at all remains a mystery!
More on the Bunghole tournament today as it seems Young Lightfinger has joined with Bunghole Junior in pestering Grandpa to let him have the bash at his place. I doubt the prospects of this endeavour and fear that Bunghole Senior will go with Lord Portsmouth rather than risk upsetting the rest of the family by letting Junior get his hands on the whole shooting match. This won't go the way of the Loops and their bash where they dumped the party on Boho when everyone thought it would be held by Lord Dover. Poor Boho will be paying for this for some time to come and what with the continuing expense of running the Fabricator I expect his pockets to be somewhat empty for a while to come yet.
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